The Space Launch System (SLS), the heavy rocket NASA plans to send humans to Mars with, won’t get its first launch until 2019. Tech problems have delayed the project years later than Congress’ originally estimated it would debut, but space agency off…
Source: Engadget – NASA pushes first launch of its Mars rocket to 2019
Monthly Archives: April 2017
Microsoft Announces Q3 FY 2017 Results
This week, Microsoft announced their earnings for the third quarter of their 2017 fiscal year. Despite missing some expectations in a few segments, Microsoft’s revenue was up 8% to $22.1 billion, and gross margin was up 10% to $14 billion, resulting in a gross margin of 64% for the quarter. Operating income was up 6% to $5.6 billion, and net income was up 28% to $4.8 billion, which resulted in earnings-per-share of $0.61, which is up 30% from the same time last year.
| Microsoft Q3 2017 Financial Results (GAAP) | |||||
| Q3’2017 | Q2’2017 | Q3’2016 | |||
| Revenue (in Billions USD) | $22.090 | $24.090 | $20.531 | ||
| Operating Income (in Billions USD) | $5.594 | $6.177 | $5.283 | ||
| Gross Margin (in Billions USD) | $14.030 | $14.189 | $12.809 | ||
| Margins | 63.5% | 58.9% | 62.4% | ||
| Net Income (in Billions USD) | $4.801 | $5.200 | $3.756 | ||
| Basic Earnings per Share (in USD) | $0.61 | $0.66 | $0.47 | ||
Microsoft also reports Non-GAAP results, which report earnings with constant currency reconciliations to equalize the strength or weakness of the USD versus global currencies, as well as Windows 10 revenue deferrals due to it including upgrade rights for the lifetime of the product, so rather than just counting the sale of a Windows license as a lump sum, it is now deferred. Microsoft will be switching to a new revenue standard to count Windows 10 sales up front in the future, but for now their revenue recognition practices require them to defer it. On a Non-GAAP basis, Microsoft earned $23.6 billion in revenue, up 6%, or 7% in constant currency (CC), had a gross margin of $15.5 billion, up 7% or 9% CC, which as a percentage of revenue is 66%, up 1% from a year ago. Operating income for the quarter was $7.1 billion, up 2%, or 5% CC, and net income was $5.7 billion, up 13%, or 16% CC. This resulted in diluted earnings per share of $0.73, up 16%, or 19% CC.
Microsoft returned $4.6 billion to shareholders this quarter, with $1.6 billion in share repurchases, and $3.0 billion in dividends. Microsoft had been buying back shares at an accelerated rate, but in the earnings call, announced they would be moving back to their more historic levels for share buybacks.
This is their first full quarter since the acquisition of LinkedIn, and LinedIn had revenues of $975 million. The cost of the revenue, thanks to amortization of assets from the acquisition, and other costs, was $396 million, and operating expenses from the amortization of assets from the acquisition and other operating expenses for LinkedIn was $965 million, meaning LinkedIn is currently a drag on the operating income of Microsoft at a cost of $386 million this quarter. LinkedIn results will be calculated in the Productivity and Business Process segment, but for now Microsoft is also breaking out the numbers on their own, which isn’t something they always do.
Speaking of Productivity and Business Processes, this segment includes not only LinkedIn, but also Office Commercial, Office Consumer, and Dynamics. Revenue for this segment for this quarter was up 22% to $7.96 billion, with LinkedIn revenues adding 15% to the result since they’ve not been included before. Operating income though dropped for the same reasons, down 7% to $2.78 billion, almost exclusively due to the operating drag of LinkedIn. But despite that, this was still an important quarter for Microsoft, since Office 365 commercial seats grew another 35% year-over-year, and now has over 100 million monthly active users. Microsoft Teams is now a part of this as well, and Microsoft stated they have over 50,000 customers using Teams already, and since it is included with Office 365, that number will likely grow quickly. Office 365 consumer (Personal and Home versions) now has 26.2 million subscribers, which is up 18% year-over-year. Dynamics also had a strong quarter, with revenue up 10% (11% CC), and Dynamics 365 revenue up 81% (82% CC).
Intelligent Cloud, which includes hosted and cloud server products, as well as enterprise services, had $6.76 billion in revenue, up 11% (12% CC) thanks to growth in server products and cloud services, but there was a decline in revenue from Enterprise Services thanks to a drop in Windows Server 2003 support contracts, as more companies finally move off of that version of Windows Server and no longer need to pay for additional support. Operating income for this segment was flat at $2.18 billion (up 3% CC). Azure continues to be a very strong performer for Microsoft, with Azure revenue up 93% year-over-year (94% CC) and Azure compute usage more than doubled in the last year. Server products and cloud services grew 15%, and Enterprise Mobility had its install base grow by over two times for the twelfth consecutive quarter.
More Personal Computing had a revenue decline of 7% to $8.84 billion, due to lowered revenue in phones (which are now at about zero) and a decline in Surface sales. Operating income grew 20% though, to $2.1 billion, and operating expenses declined 11% for this segment driven by lower phone expenses, and Surface launch marketing a year ago.
Surface, as already stated, was down for the quarter, and it was a substantial drop of 26% (25% CC), and Microsoft is attributing this to end-of-lifecycle dynamics, as well as increased price competition from the competition. To put that in plain speak, Surface hasn’t seen a substantial refresh since Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book were unveiled in October 2015, and although the Surface Studio was announced in October, that is a very niche device and it would be unfair to think it would play a big part in sales. Also, their competitors have brought competing devices to market to directly compete against Microsoft, especially with the successful Surface Pro 4, and we’ve seen quite a few direct competitors launched since the SP4 came out. We would expect to see something from Microsoft soon, but the original goal for Surface was to drive the ecosystem to better products, and clearly they’ve almost succeeded too well.
With phone revenue declining $730 million, the revenue of this entire segment took a big hit, but since Microsoft lost money on every phone sold, they are actually coming out ahead here. Phone revenue was down 99% from a year ago, meaning they should finally be able to stop reporting this result.
Windows did well, with OEM Pro revenue up 10%, and OEM non-Pro declined 1%, which is well ahead of the PC market as a whole. Search revenue was up 8%, and gaming revenue was up 4%, driven by growth in Xbox Live, which now has 52 million active users.
| Microsoft Q3 2017 Financial Results (GAAP) | |||||
| Productivity and Business Processes | Intelligent Cloud | More Personal Computing | |||
| Revenue (in Billions USD) | $7.96 | $6.76 | $8.84 | ||
| Operating Income (in Billions USD) | $2.78 | $2.18 | $2.10 | ||
| Revenue Change YoY | +22%, +23% CC | +11%, +12% CC | -7%, -7% CC | ||
| Operating Income Change YoY | -7%, -4% CC | 0%, +3% CC | +20%, +23% CC | ||
It was another strong quarter from Microsoft, and although their hopes of being a player in the mobile market have faded, they are still very well positioned for the future in their cloud business, while at the same time their consumer devices and software continue to outperform the declining PC market.
Source: Microsoft
Source: AnandTech – Microsoft Announces Q3 FY 2017 Results
US Post Office Released Heat-Activated Total Solar Lunar Eclipse Stamps

To celebrate the total lunar eclipse visible in parts of the United States on August 21st (the first total lunar eclipse visible in the US since 1979, and the first traveling across the entire country since 1918), the US Post Office is releasing these heat-activated Forever stamps. At regular temperature, they appear completely black, but when rubbed the thermochromic ink reveals the moon. When I’m rubbed? I giggle like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Try me. “No thank you.” I was lying anyways, I don’t actually giggle. “What do you do?” No clue, I’ve never actually been touched before. You ever heard of a Bubble Boy? “Uh-huh?” Well one used to live down the street from me, nice kid, we used to play board games through his bubble but I would always cheat because there was nothing he could do about it.
Thanks again to Gregory, who better send me a piece of fan mail with one. Or hate mail, I’m not particular, I just like getting stuff.
Source: Geekologie – US Post Office Released Heat-Activated Total Solar Lunar Eclipse Stamps
A Database of Thousands of Credit Cards Was Left Exposed on the Open Internet
A US online pet store has exposed the details of more than 110,400 credit cards used to make purchases through its website, researchers have found. From a report on ZDNet: In a stunning show of poor security, the Austin, TX-based company FuturePets.com exposed its entire customer database, including names, postal and email addresses, phone numbers, credit card information, and plain-text passwords. Several customers that we reached out to confirmed some of their information when it was provided by ZDNet, but did not want to be named. The database was exposed because of the company’s own insecure server and use of “rsync,” a common protocol used for synchronizing copies of files between two different computers, which wasn’t protected with a username or password.
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Source: Slashdot – A Database of Thousands of Credit Cards Was Left Exposed on the Open Internet
Apple Music clips are the new stars of Musical.ly videos
Part creation tool, part social network, the popular Musical.ly app lets users make and share their own music videos using segments of songs. Thanks to a new deal with Apple, the service’s users will be able to add songs from the vast Apple Music lib…
Source: Engadget – Apple Music clips are the new stars of Musical.ly videos
Guy Delisle's Hostage Tells a Grim, True Tale of Captivity in a Haunting, Minimalist Style

In 1997 Christophe André was kidnapped while serving with Doctors Without Borders in a town near Chechnya. Guy Delisle’s Hostage recounts the three months that André spent in captivity and proves the idea that all you really need to make a fantastic comic is a captivating story and a sense of style.
Source: io9 – Guy Delisle’s Hostage Tells a Grim, True Tale of Captivity in a Haunting, Minimalist Style
Elon Musk Wants to Turn the LA Underground Into a Giant Slot Car Race

Who’s the craziest ultra-rich, would-be supervillain in the whole wide world? It’s Elon. Elon Musk.
Source: Gizmodo – Elon Musk Wants to Turn the LA Underground Into a Giant Slot Car Race
The Lack Of Master Chief Was The Least Of Halo 5’s Campaign Problems

Video game sequels often fix the problems of their predecessors thanks to, among other things, the iterative advancements of technology. That’s on top of the fact that making creative work in the gaming medium is still an exercise in being an artistic pioneer. So you at least hope that the people making sequels know…
Source: Kotaku – The Lack Of Master Chief Was The Least Of Halo 5’s Campaign Problems
Watch Cherry Blossoms Suddenly Explode Into Life in This Stunning Timelapse Footage

It’s that time of year when Mother Nature puts on her best fireworks show with pink and white cherry blossoms. By now your Instagram feed is probably clogged with endless shots of cherry trees, but this spectacular drone footage captured by Jack Johnston is still worth your time.
Source: Gizmodo – Watch Cherry Blossoms Suddenly Explode Into Life in This Stunning Timelapse Footage
Should You Bring a Llama to Your Wedding?

Weddings have seen some interesting trends over the last few years, ranging from bridal diapers to Taco Bell matrimonies. With the rise of FOMO-inducing platforms like Instagram, it’s simply not good enough to be in love with someone—your love has to be the best, and everyone else’s utter bullshit.
Source: Gizmodo – Should You Bring a Llama to Your Wedding?
The war for the soul of the password
Obviously, whoever invented the password system was a jerk. And whoever started adding all those little rules for password creation is a sadist. Not the kind of sex-positive sadist with a flag for their kink and a set of consensual negotiation rules…
Source: Engadget – The war for the soul of the password
American Gods Is Spoiler-Proof Television

Studios spend a fair amount of time trying to stop spoilers. Whether it’s actors refusing to talk about anything in interviews for fear of accidentally revealing a secret or the president of Marvel Studios refusing to tell people the title of a film because it itself is a spoiler, secrecy is everywhere. Except for …
Source: io9 – American Gods Is Spoiler-Proof Television
IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says
When it comes to meeting future demands, IT leaders in the UK are lagging behind those in Germany and the US. From a report: This is according to a new report by Brocade, entitled Global Digital Transformation Skills Study. The report is based on a survey of 630 IT leaders in the US, UK, France, Germany, Australia and Singapore. It says that organizations are “at a tipping point” — a point in time when technology demands are just about to outstrip the skills supply. Consequently, those that train their staff now and prepare for the future in that respect are the ones that are setting themselves up for a successful future. Almost three quarters (74 percent) of IT leaders in the UK see IT departments as either “very important” or “critical” to both innovation and the growth of their business. But the same woes reman, as almost two thirds (63 percent) think they’ll struggle to find the right people in the next year.
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Source: Slashdot – IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says
LEGO's 1,969 Piece Saturn V Rocket Set Stands Over 3-Feet Tall

This is the LEGO Saturn V rocket set being released June 1st. The set stands over 39-inches tall, is a 1:110 scale replica, contains 1,969 pieces (presumably a reference to the year a Saturn V was used to put the first men on the moon), and will cost $120. The rocket breaks into three separate sections for a horizontal desk display, much like how NASA displays the three remaining Saturn V rockets in the United States. Now — I know what you’re thinking, but no, the LEGO Saturn V will not make a good sex toy. Could you imagine going to the doctor with the top third of a plastic rocket in your anus? That’s a no-no. At least with your family doctor, go to someone you don’t know or will ever have to see again. Plus wrap your head in aluminum foil and insist you’re a robot just to be safe.
Keep going for a shot of the packaging and rocket in horizontal display mode.
Source: Geekologie – LEGO’s 1,969 Piece Saturn V Rocket Set Stands Over 3-Feet Tall
Don't Buy Ladybugs to Control Aphids, and Other Gardening Myths Debunked

Ladybugs eat aphids. So if aphids are eating your potato plants, you might be tempted to mail-order a ton of ladybugs (yes, this is a thing you can do) to solve your garden woes. There’s a flaw in that plan, though: when you release ladybugs, they fly away.
Source: LifeHacker – Don’t Buy Ladybugs to Control Aphids, and Other Gardening Myths Debunked
Merriam-Webster's idea of 'sheeple' are Apple fanboys
I’ll admit it: I’m an unabashed Apple fanboy. I spent far too much on a Macbook Pro with specs that would cost half as much in the Windows world, I love my pair of ridiculous-looking and easily misplaced AirPods and I may or may not have a box full o…
Source: Engadget – Merriam-Webster’s idea of ‘sheeple’ are Apple fanboys
Good Video Game Sex Scenes Are Hard To Make

There are a lot of terrible sex scenes in mainstream games. There are also a handful of good ones, as seen in games like The Witcher 3. But even in that game’s case, creating believable sex scenes wasn’t easy. Video game technology is great if you want characters to make war; not so much if you want them to make love.
Source: Kotaku – Good Video Game Sex Scenes Are Hard To Make
Elon Musk Outlines His 'Boring' Vision For Traffic-Avoiding Tunnels
Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed new details about his futuristic tunnel-boring project during his TED talk on Friday. Ina Fried, writing for Axios: In an appearance at the TED conference in Vancouver, Musk showed off a new video visualization of electric skates transporting cars in a narrow tunnel, then raising them back to street level in a space as small as two parking spaces. Inside the tunnels, Musk said cars could travel as fast as 200 kilometers per hour (roughly 130 MPH). “You should be able to go from say Westwood to LAX in 5-6 minutes,” the Tesla and SpaceX founder said, adding he is spending only 2-3 percent on the tunnel effort. The Boring Company is currently building a demo tunnel in SpaceX’s parking lot, but will need permits from the city of Los Angeles to extend beyond the property line. Musk added, “I’m not trying to be anyone’s savior. I’m just trying to think about the future and not be sad.” You can watch the video here.
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Source: Slashdot – Elon Musk Outlines His ‘Boring’ Vision For Traffic-Avoiding Tunnels
Airbnb makes it easier for road warriors to find a room
Airbnb is becoming a more popular option for business travelers. Employees from more than 250,000 companies around the world have signed up to use it for work, the company says. So, Airbnb caters to these road warriors with a new search tool that sho…
Source: Engadget – Airbnb makes it easier for road warriors to find a room
Wine 2.7 Has HiDPI Improvements, Direct3D 11 Shader Work
Wine 2.7 has been released as the newest bi-weekly development release of Wine…
Source: Phoronix – Wine 2.7 Has HiDPI Improvements, Direct3D 11 Shader Work



