Sorry, Emma Watson, But Beauty and the Beast 2 Should Be About Belle Getting Guillotined in the French Revolution

The live-action Beauty and the Beast movie has made over $1-billion, meaning a sequel is probably a near-guarantee. Disney probably won’t use their direct-to-video animated movie sequels (e.g. Enchanted Christmas or Magical World) as templates. Luckily, Emma Watson has a sequel idea of her own— unfortunately, it…

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Source: io9 – Sorry, Emma Watson, But Beauty and the Beast 2 Should Be About Belle Getting Guillotined in the French Revolution

Good Boy!: Dog Learns How To Turn Off Roomba

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This is a video of Chester the dog (pronounced Chestah by his owner) repeatedly turning off a Roomba by hitting the power button with his nose. Clever boy. Similarly, my dog has learned how to push the disk eject button on my Playstation whenever I’m playing a game, and usually during a boss battle when I haven’t saved in over an hour. *puppy dog eyes* Oh no you don’t, that’s not working this time! *even puppier dog eyes* Stop, you know I’m weak! *licks hand* Must…resist. *whimpers* Gaaaaaah, you got me! *empties entire bag of dog treats on the floor* Fine, but that’s all you get though until your steak is ready.

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Source: Geekologie – Good Boy!: Dog Learns How To Turn Off Roomba

Nintendo Finally Says Goodbye To 3D

Few video game systems have had as strange a journey as Nintendo’s 3DS. The spunky portable console flopped, got a massive price cut, gradually built up a spectacular library of games, and received several bizarre (and confusing) hardware models throughout its six years on store shelves. And now, it’s ditching its…

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Source: Kotaku – Nintendo Finally Says Goodbye To 3D

NSA Halts Collection of Americans' Emails About Foreign Targets

The NSA is stopping one of the most disputed forms of its warrantless surveillance program (alternative source), one in which it collects Americans’ emails and texts to and from people overseas and that mention a foreigner under surveillance, NYTimes reports on Friday citing officials familiar with the matter. From the report: National security officials have argued that such surveillance is lawful and helpful in identifying people who might have links to terrorism, espionage or otherwise are targeted for intelligence-gathering. The fact that the sender of such a message would know an email address or phone number associated with a surveillance target is grounds for suspicion, these officials argued. […] The N.S.A. made the change to resolve problems it was having complying with special rules imposed by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court in 2011 to protect Americans’ privacy. For technical reasons, the agency ended up collecting messages sent and received domestically as a byproduct of such surveillance, the officials said.

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Source: Slashdot – NSA Halts Collection of Americans’ Emails About Foreign Targets

An Incredibly Shiny Optimus Prime, and the Rest of This Week's Coolest Toys

Welcome back to Toy Aisle, io9’s roundup of the sweet toys and merchandise we’ve seen this week. We’ve got a magical Doctor Strange figure, a rather large Homecoming Spider-Man, and a miserable way to treat your favorite astromech unit. Also: Legend of Zelda Clue. No, really!

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Source: io9 – An Incredibly Shiny Optimus Prime, and the Rest of This Week’s Coolest Toys

Why is Microsoft trying to turn its Surface business into the next Nokia?

At first glance, it’s easy to mistake the Surface Pro 4 for the Surface Pro 3.

Microsoft’s third-quarter financial results were published yesterday, and they had many high points: cloud revenue is growing well (though we have some misgivings about how the numbers are reported), Windows outperformed the PC market, and Office 365 passed 100 million corporate seats. But there were a couple of significant black marks: Phone revenue has dropped to effectively zero, and Surface revenue was down sharply year on year, with a 26-percent drop in revenue.

The phone revenue is no big surprise: Microsoft has all but abandoned the market, and the last phones to sport a Microsoft logo—the Lumia 950 and 950 XL—are no longer sold. The company has been winding down its phone operation, writing off the entire value of the phone business it bought from Nokia and laying off thousands of former Nokia employees in the process.

But the story with Surface is more unsettling. In its analyst call, Microsoft ascribed the drop in Surface revenue to “product end-of-lifecycle dynamics,” whatever that means. The company’s 10Q filing used rather clearer language: Microsoft simply didn’t sell as many Surface systems.

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Source: Ars Technica – Why is Microsoft trying to turn its Surface business into the next Nokia?

New World Order in the Court: A Dispatch From the Alex Jones Trial

Courtrooms are the place where we find Truth. We know that from many fine movies and television shows, such as Law and Order: Criminal Intent and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Over the last two weeks, the custody trial of radio provocateur Alex Jones, in Austin, has been cast as an opportunity to find the truth…

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Source: Gizmodo – New World Order in the Court: A Dispatch From the Alex Jones Trial

Trump order helps offshore drilling, stops marine sanctuary expansion

Enlarge / Walruses on floating ice, Chukchi Sea. (credit: Keren Su/Getty Images)

In an executive order signed on Friday, President Trump directed his secretary of the interior to review current rules on offshore drilling and exploration. This review is likely to result in a relaxation of the strict protections the previous administration put on offshore oil drilling in the Atlantic and in the Arctic.

According to the Washington Post, a review of the rules is likely to “make millions of acres of federal waters eligible for oil and gas leasing.”

At the same time, Trump’s executive order directed the secretary of commerce to cease designating new marine sanctuaries or expanding any that already exist. According to USA Today, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is also “directed to review all designations and expansions of marine monuments or sanctuaries designated under the Antiquities Act within the last 10 years.” The Post says this “includes Hawaii’s Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument, which Obama quadrupled in size last year, and the Northeast Canyons and Seamounts off Massachusetts.”

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Source: Ars Technica – Trump order helps offshore drilling, stops marine sanctuary expansion

Windows 10 Creators WSL vs. Clear Linux vs. Ubuntu 17.04

Windows 10 Creators Update was released earlier this month by Microsoft as the latest installment to Windows 10. Since it’s been a few months since last benchmarking the “Windows Subsystem for Linux” (WSL), a.k.a. “Bash for Windows”, here are some fresh benchmarks of Ubuntu atop Windows 10 Creators Update vs. Intel’s Clear Linux vs. Ubuntu 17.04.

Source: Phoronix – Windows 10 Creators WSL vs. Clear Linux vs. Ubuntu 17.04

We're Getting Closer To Mass Production of Bones, Organs, and Implants

Medical researchers have been able to create certain kinds of living cells with 3D printers for more than a decade. Now a few companies are getting closer to mass production of higher-order tissues (bone, cartilage, organs) and other individually tailored items, including implants. From an article: Organovo has successfully transplanted human liver tissue into mice to cure chronic liver failure. Pending the success of human trials, possible applications include the $3 billion market for inherited conditions such as hemophilia. […] Aspect prints tissue cells to create structures that resemble parts of the human body, such as an airway or meniscus, to spur easier research on treatments for, say, asthma or muscle tears. By taking muscle cells from a lung, for example, the company built respiratory tissue that responded to common asthma inhalers as a person’s body should. […] Materialise designs custom 3D-printable implants, surgical guides, and other medical devices. It’s waiting on approval from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for implants designed to fuse bones.

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Source: Slashdot – We’re Getting Closer To Mass Production of Bones, Organs, and Implants

All the Major Changes The Handmaid's Tale Has Made From the Book 

The first three episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale are now available on Hulu; we’ve already given our thoughts on the series, which remains mostly faithful to Margaret Atwood’s 1985 dystopian novel of the same name, but there are some changes, some big, some small, that separate the two—and we’ve broken them down for you…

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Source: io9 – All the Major Changes The Handmaid’s Tale Has Made From the Book 

Nope: Kayak Fisherman Lands 7-Foot Bull Shark, Shark Isn't Having It, Flips His Kayak

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While fishing for giant grouper in Florida, kayak fisherman Ben Chancey managed to land a 7-foot bullshark, which was not thrilled about the prospect of being caught and flipped Ben’s kayak in an act of defiance. That…might be my worst nightmare. I don’t like wading in the ocean past my ankles because of sharks, the last thing I want is to be in the deep hanging out with one who’s pissed at me. Although I did I like Ben’s pathetic effort to prevent being capsized by splashing the water with his hand a little bit, the same way you’d make waves when you’re playing in the bathtub. That was cute. “Still has bigger balls than you.” Oh, at least 20X for sure.

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Source: Geekologie – Nope: Kayak Fisherman Lands 7-Foot Bull Shark, Shark Isn’t Having It, Flips His Kayak