This is a public service announcement from the New Zealand government’s ‘Keep It Real’ campaign, encouraging parents to have a conversation with their children about the difference between p0rn and real life relationships and sex, since a lot of youngsters are learning about sex from adult videos. That is not healthy. Come on, parents, whatever happened to the birds and the bees? I mean they’re still doin’ it and producing bird/bee hybrids, right?

Keep going for the video while I pat myself on the back for knowing I would have done the right thing and invited them in.

Source: Geekologie – New Zealand Releases Humorous Commercial To Encourage Parents To Discuss The Difference Between Adult Videos And Real Life With Their Children

This is a video of musician and video editor Kurt Hugo Schneider and a friend performing a rendition of ‘Hedwig’s Flight’ from the Harry Potter movies on a fancy new washing machine and dryer. I thought this version was *putting on warm shirt fresh out of dryer* pretty clean. Get it?! LOL, because it’s– “A washing machine.” Oh okay so you did get it.

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Source: Geekologie – Duo Performs ‘Hedwig’s Flight’ On Fancy Washer And Dryer

This is a video of musician Matthew Van Ness multi-tracking himself 100 times to perform the choir portion of Halo’s opening theme (previously: performing the entire choir and orchestra for Star Wars’ ‘Duel Of The Fates’). Could you imagine keeping track of all those individual video files? That sounds like a nightmare. Or maybe there’s an easy way to keep track of them, I don’t know. What I do know is I used to have a Post-It note system for keeping track of all my VHS tapes and still managed to send America’s Funniest Home Videos a solo sex tape. The $10,000 did help put a dent in my credit card debt though.

Keep going for the video, actual theme begins around 1:20.

Source: Geekologie – Guy Multi-Tracks Himself 100 Times To Perform Halo’s Opening Choir Theme

This is a supercut of every time a Star Trek: The Next Generation character says ‘some sort of/some kind of/some type of…’ and variations thereof as compiled by Youtuber Ryan’s Edits. Has anybody here made a supercut before? Is it fun watching a series looking for all the clips to include? Because I feel like I would accidentally miss one then somebody would be mean to me in the Youtube comments, and I just can’t risk that because I’m a delicate– “Butthole.” Flower. I’m a delicate flower.

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Source: Geekologie – Supercut Of Characters Saying ‘Some Sort Of…’ In Star Trek: The Next Generation

Remember that medieval arrangement of Foster The People’s ‘Pumped Up Kicks’ from Youtuber Cornelius Link we heard a few weeks ago? Well now Hildegard von Blingin’ has added period-appropriate lyrics and vocals to the song. It serves as a great example of someone taking something that already exists and actually adding value to that thing instead of making it shittier. These days, like finding an open all-you-can-eat-buffet, that’s rare.

Keep going for the video as well as the original medieval arrangement and actual original song for reference purposes.

Source: Geekologie – Medieval Version Of ‘Pumped Up Kicks’ Gets Period-Appropriate Lyrics Added

This is a video of violinist Becky Sánchez performing a medley of the Star Trek series theme from 1966 to 2020 (The Original Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, Discovery, Picard) to show how it’s changed. I, for one, did not realize the theme had changed that much. Does that make me stupid? “For that and a ton of other reasons.” Honey!

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Source: Geekologie – Violinist Performs An Evolution Of The Star Trek Series Theme From 1966 – 2020

This is a video of woodworker John Heisz of I Build It gluing sandpaper to the side of a table saw blade to see if it will cut and sand simultaneously. Like stepping on a scale after a month of working out and eating right and not chugging beers, he’s pleasantly surprised with the results. “How’s your weight loss journey going for you, anyways?” I’m down ten pounds. “From?” From the time I stood on the scale with two five-pound dumbbells.

Keep going for the whole video.

Source: Geekologie – Gluing Sandpaper To The Side Of A Table Saw Blade To See If It Can Cut And Sand Simultaneously

This is the first official trailer for Bill & Ted Face The Music, coming out this summer. From what I could gather, the plot involves Bill and Ted attempting to travel to the future to steal the song that unites the world and saves reality as we know it from their future selves, since they’re having trouble writing it in the present and figure it will already exist in the future. That is some sound logic. But will they take Napoleon to another water park?! If they’re hoping for a fresh Rotten Tomato rating from me they will.

Keep going for the trailer.

Source: Geekologie – New Bill & Ted Movie Gets Its First Trailer

This is a video of a semi hauling a 235-foot, 152-ton toll gantry to the Florida Turnpike in Port St. Lucie, Florida, and having to navigate several turns that I did not think would be possible in the process. To the truck’s credit though, the gantry can pivot on both the front and rear axles, because otherwise this probably would not have been possible. As far as dream jobs go, driving that truck is at the very bottom of my list. And as far as jobs I’d actually be good at go, it’s even lower than that. I’d probably take out everything in my way, and Florida would never have power again.

Keep going for the fascinating video.

Source: Geekologie – Good Lord: Video Of Semi Truck Navigating Streets With A 235-Foot, 152-Ton ‘Super Load’

This is the $23 Shark Beverage Bar pool float manufactured by BigMouth Inc and available on Amazon. It looks like a shark and has seven beverages holders plus a cooler for ice and unopened cold ones under its dorsal fin. What a great idea! You know, this might actually be the first summer I don’t have to chase tequila shots with pool water. I mean if I bought this, which I’m not going to.

Keep going for one more shot with its fin back on where it belongs.

Source: Geekologie – Inflatable Shark Pool Float Cooler And Drink Holder

This is a video of a saxophonist playing his instrument into the open end of a giant gas pipeline that produces an echo that sounds like he’s playing with another musician. Or, who knows, maybe there’s another saxophone player trapped at the other end of that pipeline trying to signal for help. Stranger things have happened.

Keep going for the full four minute concert.

Source: Geekologie – Saxaphone Player Playing Into The Open End Of A Giant Gas Pipeline