This is a short video from Kirkenes, Norway of a dog sled dog pooping while on the run.
According to the man along for the ride, “That’s pretty cool how you do that. I need to learn how to do that. I could save time on the way to work.” I’m not sure how this man currently gets to work (dog sled?), but for the sake of everyone else wanting to start their day on the right foot, hopefully not public transportation. Still, pooping on the run like that is an impressive feat, especially considering how firm those turds are, because I’ve never even come close to this with anything but the most emergency of diarrheas. Plus it doesn’t look like that dog is running home holding up the back of his shorts crying.

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Source: Geekologie – Runners Take Note: Dog Sled Dog Pooping On The Run

Because the internet never stops churning out the hits, this is a video of seals barking edited to perform a snippet of Seal’s 1995 Batman Forever closing credits classic ‘Kiss From A Rose’. I insisted my girlfriend watch it and she hated it. Although as a rule anything that I laugh out loud watching on my phone next to her in bed, she hates. I don’t even wait for her to ask what I’m laughing at anymore because I know she doesn’t want to see it. It’s heartbreaking really. Great now she just read this and is glaring at me.

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Source: Geekologie – Oh, Internet: Seals Perform Seal’s ‘Kiss From A Rose’

This is the Popcorn Popping Lid with Butter Vents available from Uncommon Goods ($11). You just fill a microwave-safe 10-inch bowl with your choice of popping corn, set the lid on top, add a pat of butter to each of the lid’s butter vents, and let the microwaving begin! Of course if you’re anything like me you’ll balance as much butter as you can atop each of those vents because, I don’t know if you knew this about me, but I love butter. I don’t really like it cold but *microwave beeping* sometimes when I’m really feeling down I’ll just melt two sticks and drink it.

Keep going for a couple more shots because they exist.

Source: Geekologie – Sure, Why Not?: A Lid For Dripping Melting Butter On Microwave Popcorn As It Pops

This is a video of musician and Instagrammer nathanleighsays performing Saria’s Song (the Lost Woods theme) from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time on 24 partially empty wine bottles. How about that! Of course this would never work at my aunt’s house on account of the bottles all playing the same note because they’re empty. And the cats! Soooooo many cats.

Keep going for the performance as well as a clip of Link learning Saria’s song from the actual game.

Source: Geekologie – Ocarina Of Time’s ‘Saria’s Song’ Performed On 24 Partially Drank Wine Bottles

Just in time for Mother’s Day/continued at-home quarantine comes this 750mL ‘My Personal Bottomless Mimosa’ glass from BigMouth, Inc and available on Amazons. The surprisingly all-glass drinkware (but still hand-wash only on account of the decorations) combines the shape of a champagne bottle with a mimosa glass to holds 8 (read: 2-3) servings, and is perfect for letting the rest of your family know you’re not to be bothered for the rest of the day because it may still be early here but, dammit, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere that’s nine and half hours ahead.

Thanks to Tracey H, who informed me she can’t count the number of times she’s been asked to leave a bottomless brunch for really putting its bottomlessness to the test. Heck yeah, that’s called doing God’s work.

Source: Geekologie – A Champagne Bottle Sized ‘My Personal Bottomless Mimosa’ Glass

Because with enough time spent at home you can accomplish anything, no matter how incredibly inconsequential, this is a video of a guy with a dog bed full of golf tees successfully flipping one into a bottle’s pour spout. I wonder how many tries it really took. And, wait — is that olive oil? It’s not even liquor?! So let me get this straight — you’re spending quarantine trying to flip golf tees into a bottle pour spout sober? Well thank God we didn’t get trapped in the same house when the rona hit. “Why’s that, GW?” You can’t get drunk on olive oil. “Nope, no matter how much you drink.” Or balsamic vinegar, I’ve tried.

Keep going for the actual video (with a much more respectable frame rate), complete with “Let’s go! Let’s go!” celebration, although I’m fairly certain this guy isn’t actually going anywhere.

Source: Geekologie – Trick Shot, Take 2,000: Guy Flips Golf Tee Into Bottle Pour Spout

In there’s no way Vader signed off on this news, this is the ‘Nino Star Products Pool Float Black Outdoor’ available from Amazon. It costs around $25, kinda looks like a Darth Vader a kid drew, and I can’t imagine Darth doesn’t wish they all melted in the destruction of the first Death Star. “What am I, a joke to you?!” I imagine him demanding as he Force-chokes the commander who signed off on using his likeness for a cartoony pool float as the other who signed off on the line of upcoming Vader sex toys casually backs out of the room intending to catch the first dropship to Tatooine.

Keep going for one more shot of Vader at his most humiliated.

Source: Geekologie – Darth Vader With Lightsaber Pool Float

These are the vent dragons made and sold by artist David Lee Pancake. The dragons are available in a variety of dragony colors, cost $200 apiece, and are made to be hung on the wall, NOT cover an actual air vent. “But–” Hey, if you want to be hot all summer because the A/C isn’t blowing in the living room, that’s up to you.

Vent Dragons comes with a little remote control to light up the eyes of the two little monsters and surprise your guests and friends. The lights are powered by 3 AA batteries and should burn for 150 hours before you need to replace them. To replace the batteries unscrew the grate and lift off, the batteries are in a small pack inside. The lighted eyes have 8 different settings from fast blinking to continually glowing and there is a timer to turn them off in 6 hours. Enjoy!

Size: 12×7 inches.

Do NOT install in an actual heating/AC vent.

Gosh, just think how much you could save on home heating and cooling costs if you had ACTUAL fire and ice breathing dragons living in your air vents. I mean granted they’d have to be trained, but I have seen all those movies.

Keep going for a few more shots of some of the different colors.

Source: Geekologie – Peekaboo!: Home Air Vent Dragons With Light-Up Eyes

This is a video of the result of Youtuber Lil’Alien [Agentalex9 Alt.] feeding Rick Astley’s rickrolling classic ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ into the Jukebox neural network developed by OpenAI to create more song lyrics for the song. The music video consists of AI upscaled gifs from the original video. If you’re really interested in the technology utilized and just what the hell is going on, there are a bunch of links on the video’s Youtube page HERE. I just managed to watch the whole video and I can attest that, uh, that was really something. “Something good?” Haha, now let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Source: Geekologie – Oh, Internet: Artificial Intelligence Attempts To Create Additional Lyrics To Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’

These are the Star Wars hydrating face masks from Japanese beauty product manufacturer Isshin Do. They come in Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Darth Maul, C-3PO and Chewbacca varieties, and each contains water, glycerin, hyaluronic acid, collagen, and vitamin C to make your face feel softer than a baby Yoda’s butt. For those living in Japan, you can pick up the masks for around $4 apiece from a variety of beauty retailers. For those of us not living in Japan, you can buy a 3-pack of any character for $31 from the Japan Trend Shop which, I wouldn’t even kid myself, my face is not worth. I don’t even buy sunscreen, I just use old spray paint I find in the garage. Also, how long do you think it’ll take before these are being used for freaky sex acts? “Already happened.” FACT.

Keep going for a shot of each while I try to pretend I didn’t just imagine some Chewbacca on C-3PO bedroom role playing.

Source: Geekologie – Star Wars Character Hydrating Beauty Masks