I lose my keys often. I text the words “Running 10 minutes late” more than I should. I fail to bring in all the bags of random kid crap from my car each night, so I’m constantly grabbing new bags and filling them with more random kid crap. I eat stuff that makes me feel lousy afterward. I overestimate the amount…
Source: LifeHacker – Narrate All the Ways You’re Persisting In Front of Your Kid