This is Devtac’s Ronin Ballistic Mask. It makes you look like a first-person shooter video game character and can stop a .44 Magnum round from putting a giant hole in your head (although it may still break your neck). Me? I already have a giant hole in my head. See? “Your mouth?” Poke a finger in there and see what happens.

It has detachable cheek plates that use magnets, adjustable straps, detachable polycarbonate lenses, and two micro-jet fans to prevent fogging. The whole thing weighs 8.8 pounds.

Pricing is available on request, so basically it costs a fortune.

What’s up with “pricing available on request”? Why don’t they just tell you how much it costs? I don’t like places that do that, I feel like they’re going to adjust the price depending on how rich I sound in my email. And I can’t help but sound VERY rich in an email. And not just because I write in purple and gold alternating letters, but I do. I also drink tea with my pinky out and mention that multiple times in every correspondence.

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Source: Geekologie – Apocalypse Ready: The Ronin Bulletproof Ballistic Mask