This is a video of a BMW that can transform into a standing robot. Unfortunately, it takes almost a minute to transform, so all the other Autobots are probably long gone by the time this guy is ready to roll out. I wonder if Optimus Prime and the rest of the gang nicknamed him Slowpoke. Maybe he stays home and cooks supper while the rest of the Autobots are out fighting the Decepticons. Dammit Slowpoke, nuts and bolts again? “Wheeljack had sex with a Ferris wheel.” Now listen, this isn’t about — wait, what? “And a carousel while people were riding it.”

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Source: Geekologie – Transform And Roll Out: A Real Life BMW Transformer