Because Star Wars everything (and I do mean absolutely everything), this is the space slug desk organizer available from Regal Robot. The officially licensed exogorth is cast in solid resin, hand painted, includes a black pencil with millennium falcon pencil topper and costs $99. *spit-takes Minute Maid Tropical Punch* My God — $99?! Contrary to what my roommate just commented as he looked over my shoulder as I wrote this, you should not put your penis in the worm’s mouth. Although, if we’re being completely honest, now I’m really starting to wonder how you’re going to get your $99 worth otherwise.

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Source: Geekologie – Real Products That Exist: The Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer