Meet Niceballs. Niceballs are a pair of suction-cupped testicles that discreetly hang below your desk so you can give them a little squeeze whenever you’re stressed out. Or, if you’re really stressed out, a bite like a shark attack. RIP A CHUNK OUT.

Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while.

Wait, what? Are we still talking about stress testicles here? I’m confused. You know, whenever I get really stressed I just punch myself in the balls until I get tunnel vision and pass out so my mind and body have no choice but to relax and recuperate. I’m not a very good surgeon.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video. You know, in case you needed a video.

Source: Geekologie – Finally, Under-Your-Desk Dangling Balls To Squeeze