This is a video of a bobcat casually jumping across the gap in a river weir near Pecan Island in Louisiana like it’s taking a turkey drumstick from a baby, then proceeding to showboat by hopping from piling to piling. Clearly, this isn’t this bobcat’s first river-jumping rodeo. Like a hot blade through butter, you know? “What about it?” *heating ninja sword over wastebasket fire* I’m gonna eat this whole stick.