This is a video of a Japanese convenience store’s solution to make drink coolers hands-free: by adding a large metal hook you can open with your foot (or in my case, penis). Simple! Besides, not only does it help prevent the spread of the coronavirus, but *unscrewing soda lid* you never know if the person who touched the cooler handle before you is one of those people who always craves a Mountain Dew Code Red after furiously pleasuring themselves in the woods. *brushing twigs from shirt* Food for thought.