This is an ultra-short video of an Australian Shepherd jumping through the gap in a livestock gate all Matrix-like. Smart dog. You think this is Neo living his best ignorance-is-bliss blue pill life? Because I’ve messed around with those blue pills before, and let me tell you–“Boners for days.” I mean the commercial says to call your doctor if it lasts longer than four hours, but I waited 48 out of embarrassment hoping it would deflate itself on its own. “Like a monster truck tire with a nail in it.” It’s like you were there staring at it with me the whole time.