This is a video of a woman letting us know how she feels about the Amish buggy her husband bought at an auction, let sit in a barn untouched for three years, then recently modded with a gas engine with the free time he’s had while social distancing. “I wonder how many horsepower it has.” LOLOL. She sounds like she’s giving him a hard time, but not-so-deep-down I know she loves everything about her man and his buggy. Kind of like my girlfriend and my– oh, no, she’s shaking her head no. Maybe if I spend another three years sitting untouched in a barn and she’ll finally appreciate me. “You know that imaginary girlfriend of yours really gives you a hard time, GW.” I love her though, I do. And not just because of her boobs, but– “She has five of them.” Don’t you be creeping on my lady!