Hey guys so I’m returning home today (what the hell happened while I was gone?!) and will write what I can until I have to leave but our regularly schedule program will return tomorrow, presumably to an apocalyptic wasteland.

Because why stop to think if you should, scientists at Harvard have developed a robotic octopus tentacle made to grasp and pick up any object. Well, I mean probably not any object. Like– “Not my penis.” Haha, no….it’s not battleship sized now is it? (You owe me — leave some beer and hand sanitizer in my yard, I’ll drink both)