Because there’s a market for everything apparently, these are the $13 Raptor Rippers, durable plastic meat shredders that kinda look like raptor claws. Close enough I guess? Personally I’m holding out for Wolverine claw meat shredders, but that’s just me and I know how to entertain guests at a barbecue. *shredding meat* “Uuuuuh, GW — is that a human thigh?” Why do you ask? “The koi fish tattoo?” PARTY’S OVER, FOLKS, EVERYONE OUT.

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Source: Geekologie – Real Products That Exist: Plastic Raptor Claw Meat Shredders