Because this is the internet and apparently this is what the internet does with its spare time, here’s a “90’s VHS” style intro for Netflix’s The Witcher series, including a metal cover of the ‘Toss A Coin To Your Witcher’ theme song peformed by Dan Vasc (90’s sitcom recut presumable coming soon). So is this an accurate 90’s intro? I have no clue, I don’t even know what that is. *pointing, bewildered* This thing either. “That’s your penis.” Crazy, it used to be so much smaller. *holding up over-the-counter boner pill packaging like a model on The Price Is Right* “Please don’t–” RHINO 8000 WORKS.

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Source: Geekologie – 90’s Intro For The Witcher, Including Metal Theme Song