These are a few videos of who we can safely assume is the same guy as from this post playing both player 1 and player 2 on the1997 arcade shooter classic Time Crisis II at Button Mash in Los Angeles and beating the game on a singe quarter for each player. I can’t even imagine how many times he’s played the entire game like this, but the way he’s turned it into a piece of performance art and anticipates exactly what’s going to happen — clearly he knows the game like the back of his hand. *eyes own back of hand* EYE DROPS PICKLES PENIS. Who wrote this and what does it mean?

Keep going for three videos of the King Of Crisis in action.

Source: Geekologie – Guy Plays Both Players Of 2-Person Arcade Shooter, Finishes Game On A Single Quarter Each