This is the Zip N Store, a sort of sliding drawer for Ziploc and shredded cheese bags you can install in your refrigerator. Or a pantry shelf! But not your anus. Alternatively, continue storing all your bags of cheese in a giant pile in the crisper like a normal person. Sometimes the pile grows so big I forget what kind of cheese I’ve got in there. “Sick, this cheese is so old it’s green!” Give me that! *snatches bag* It’s not green because it’s OLD, it’s green because it’s MOON CHEESE you uncultured space-peasant. Oh God just kidding this is two-year old provolone please toss it before I get sick.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a 4.5-minute informercial in case you’re the kind of person who can watch 4.5-minute infomercials void of any hunks and babes using new exercise equipment.

Source: Geekologie – Game Changers: The Zip N Store Fridge Bag Storage Solution