This is a some security cam footage from a convenience store in Kaikohe, New Zealand of a machete wielding would-be thief (on Friday the 13th — clearly channeling his inner Jason Voorhees) finding himself unable to rob the store after an employee activates the store’s recently installed anti-theft fog cannon. Hey, when in doubt, hit ’em with a dance party — that’s my motto. *lobs disco ball over cubicle wall like a 3-point hook shot* Of course a real criminal mastermind would have anticipated the fog machine and countered with a laser light show.

Keep going for the video. Also, the way he assaults those candy bars at the very beginning is pure sociopath.

Source: Geekologie – Demonstration Of Convenience Store’s Fog Cannon Deterring A Would-Be Robber