This is some security cam footage of South Carolina school counselor and very lucky man Romulus McNeill nearly getting struck by lightning (he estimates by a mere two inches) while heading to lunch on a rainy day. Not today, Death! After the near miss, Romulus says he “tried to get up out of there like the Roadrunner.” Ha, he reminds me of myself on a dinner date that’s going poorly. “You ran through a wall.” Okay, so if the Roadrunner and Kool-Aid Man had a baby.

Keep going for a video news report while I call Romulus and ask in hushed tones if he’s noticed any superpowers.

Source: Geekologie – Damn!: Video Of Man Just Inches From Getting Struck By Lightning