Hey– you’d look the exact same if you were riding with me, even if I was parked.

So today’s my birthday and a group of real, human friends were kind enough to drop by the office and offer to take me out this afternoon so I’m gonna get out of here early and go celebrate before they embarrass me any more in front of my coworkers. “You’re just gonna go home and drink alone at your breakfast bar, aren’t you?” I’d hate to break tradition. See you all tomorrow.

Source: Geekologie – Happy Birthday To Me, Back Tomorrow