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These are several videos from Bakersfield, California of a guard cat causing a Clark Pest Control salesman to crash into the front door of a home on his Segway, almost taking out a giant metal rooster sculpture in the process. Gosh, I hope this man up to date on his tetanus shot, especially if he plans on having sex with a Transformer later. “Why would he do that?” Why would he ride a Segway?

Keep going for videos of the crash from two different angles, as well as a shot from the roof of the man coming and going.

Source: Geekologie – Good Kitty: Guard Cat Causes Salesman On Segway To Crash