Seen here being modeled by the son of Jake Gyllenhaal and Aaron Rodgers, this is a video demonstration of the jocular Food Curtain, a little curtain that clips to your septum and hangs over your mouth so you can eat without people judging you for never learning how to chew with your mouth closed. Although now they’ll certainly be judging the ridiculous little curtain dangling from your nose. *shrug* You can’t win them all. Or, if you’re me, any. *shoots paper wad at wastebasket, misses, jumps for rebound, accidentally steps on surge protector shutting off computer and deleting all my work today, throws up hands* Just take me now, Lord.

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Source: Geekologie – Real Things That Exist: The Nose-Clip Mouth Curtain For Messy Eaters