This is a short video of a bear speeding up a tree like it just had an accident and the last roll of Charmin is in the tippy-top branches. And it comes down almost just as fast! So, if you were wondering how quickly a bear can climb a tree, the answer is much, much faster than you ever could. I’d encourage you to remember that the next time you’re considering doing a little B and E and subsequent porridge theft.

Keep going for the whole video.

Source: Geekologie – How Fast Can A Bear Climb A Tree? (SPOILER: Very)