This is the just-released at Star Wars Celebration Chicago trailer for Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker. I took the time to analyze the trailer meticulously frame-by-frame and caught some very subtle hints as to what’s going to happen in the movie. Namely, that BB-8 finally makes friends with the Pixar lamp, Lando Calrissian returns to pilot the Millennium Falcon (unfortunately sans Colt 45 product placement like I suggested), and there’s a Death Star crashed in an ocean somewhere. Also that I’m the world’s greatest detective and if sleuthing skills were directly proportional to penis size the Rebels wouldn’t have even needed a thermal exhaust port or ion torpedoes to take out the Death Star, only a phone call.

Keep going for the trailer.

Source: Geekologie – Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker Gets First Trailer