This is a video from Finland of a man throwing rocks at an excavator, while the machine’s human operator nimbly keeps the machine’s bucket between the rocks and himself. It’s pretty much a modern David and Goliath, if police had shown up and hauled David off to jail before he could get a killing shot in. Truthfully, despite the promising concept, the whole thing is was rather anticlimactic. Me? I could have taken that excavator out, no questions asked. “Who’s asking questions?” Jesus, you just did. If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to fight machines. Just ask my toaster. “But you don’t have a toaster.” I warned him not to burn my Eggos again.

Keep going for the video. Also, do you think Eggo sales have skyrocketed since Stranger Things? Because I bought six boxes yesterday.

Source: Geekologie – Man Vs Heavy Machinery: Rock-Throwing Guy Tries To Fight Giant Excavator