In man, I wish there was a girl who looked at me the same way he’s eying that carrot news, this is a video of Youtuber Allotment Diary pulling a massive show carrot from its plastic 55-gallon drum growing container. Now that is a massive carrot. “Hummina hummina!” Please, Peter Rabbit, show some decency. “BOIYOYOYOING!” Not you too, Bugs. Obviously, the size of this carrot still pales in comparison to your penis, __________, but the first person to Paypal me $40 gets the blank space above replaced with their name.

Keep going for the whole video, which is strangely satisfying to watch.

Source: Geekologie – My My!: Man Pulls Massive Show Carrot Out Of The Dirt