Just in time for Valentine’s Day comes these Kentucky Fried Chicken Colonel Sanders/faux bearskin rugs. Three of the rugs were given away in separate Reddit contests in which entrants had to draw, Photoshop, or write the rug into a scene. Unfortunately, I haven’t heard back about my story, which is a shame because it had everything (especially insane boners, gravy and greasy fingers — the perfect ingredients for any good erotic short story and/or lunch). So….yeah — if the photo looks like something you’ve ever fantasized about, just give me a minute to look through my phone and I’ll text you my therapist’s number.

Keep going for one more shot of a rug sans couple about to do the nasty nastiest.

Source: Geekologie – KFC’s Hybrid Colonel Sanders/Bearskin Rug Abominations