This is a short video from Avalon Beach, New South Wales, Australia, of a dog high-pressure spraying some water out of its anus after taking a swim. Some more info while I hope nobody has ever witnessed me do the same, even though deep down I’m sure it’s happened more times than I can count:

“My puppy was swimming and playing fetch in the water. When dogs swim, water can enter their anal cavity. My dog was standing on a pier barking for her ball to be thrown and as she barked, water squirted from her backside.”

Wait — water can enter a dog’s anal cavity when it swims? *hammering ‘NO DOGS ALLOWED’ sign in ground next to kiddy pool in front yard* This is where dad drinks his cold ones and yells at traffic in the summer, I’m not trying to marinate in dog anal water. What I am trying to do is rent this dog for the next neighborhood water gun fight.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if 7:30AM is too early to have already had more than your recommended daily allowance of internet for one day.

Source: Geekologie – Okaaaaay: Dog Squirt-Guns Water Out Keister After A Swim