Aaaaaand we’re back. Whichever one of you keeps breaking the internet, you need to stop, I’m trying to work here. “Work, LOL.” Dammit, I don’t have time for your insolence. This is a short video (possibly from Russia with love?) of a man unloading massive concrete pipes from the back of a flatbed truck without any help from anyone except a bunch of old tires and a couple rocks. Sure the person filming possibly could have helped, but what were they gonna do besides get crushed? And speaking of crushing things *flexes* well? “Looks like you’ve been crushing it at the all-you-can-eat buffet.” I pride myself in getting my money’s worth. PROTIP: Bread is just filler and make sure to fill your bookbag with soft-serve and crushed OREOs on the way out.

Keep going for the video in better quality and a much higher framerate so you can really see those tires suffer while I speculate just how many broken pipes it took to perfect this technique.

Source: Geekologie – One Man Work Crew: Guy Unloads Giant Concrete Pipes From Truck All On His Own