The Rapture: it’s begun.

This is a video of a little girl who wanted to stand on the drag track at the South Georgia Motorsports Park a day after the ‘ModNationals’ Mustang races. Like kale between your teeth on a first date, she gets stuck. That is a lot of burnt rubber. Somebody should scrape all of that up and produce limited edition drag racing shoes with soles made from this reclaimed rubber. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Will they mark up the gymnasium floor so bad that coach makes me play dodgeball in my socks again? Probably. Will I slip and break my arm for the second time? Maybe. Will my crush rush to my aid and care for me like a loving nurse, or puke when she sees the compound fracture? Because in middle school Allison W did the latter.

Keep going for the video.

Source: Geekologie – Little Girl Gets Stuck To Burnt Rubber On Drag Racing Track After Races