Because this is the internet and the internet is full of the best and worst ideas ever (this being one of the best, just to be clear), this is a 25-second video created by Twitter user Sam Fletcher of a corkscrew/bottle opener fulfilling its lifelong dream of riding a roller coaster, all from the safety of Sam’s living room. It looks like a great time. Way greater a time than actually carrying your corkscrew friend onto a roller coaster and accidentally stabbing yourself after a sharp turn. How are you going to explain that the to the first-aid staff at Six Flags? SPOILER: A bird must have dropped it. That’s really your only option.

Keep going for the whole video while I watch first person POV roller coaster clips on Youtube and make Greg jerk my chair around to the movement.

Source: Geekologie – Thanks, Internet!: ‘Mr. Bottleopener Rides A Roller Coaster’