Because this is the moronic world we live in now, this is a short video of some dude on a scooter rope-towing a woman on a bicycle with a seat that isn’t anywhere remotely on straight, that’s wearing a child for a backpack. And is that a bathrobe she’s wearing? I’m calling child services. Hello, child services? I’m sending you a video. It’s from Monroe, Washington, so you might want to forward it to your field office there. Yeah, I assume they just moved from Florida. Also, while I have you on the phone — where do you stand on no dessert if you don’t eat all your vegetables? Is that something that I could have a mom arres– uh-huh, I see. Well I think you should reconsider that but thank you for your time and don’t forget to go get these idiots.

Keep going for the video.

Source: Geekologie – WTF Is Wrong With You?: Guy On Scooter Rope-Towing A Chick On A Bicycle With A Kid