Because everyone is balls deep trying to die playing Pokemon Go, this is a short video of MMA welterweight Michael “Venom” Page (who’s clearly a poison type) kneeing the everliving shit out of Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos’ face, then celebrating his victory by donning a Pokemon hat and trying to catch his downed opponent in a Pokeball. I’ve got the feeling Evangelista’s ‘Cyborg’ face is going to need to be even more cyborg after the damage that knee did. I felt that in my face and I’m not even related to Evangelista. I’m at least going to need to get my nose redone.

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Source: Geekologie – MMA Fighter Puts On Pokemon Hat, Tries To Capture Downed Opponent With Pokeball