This is a video of Amazon’s Alexa answering ‘What’s 10 to the power of 308?” SPOILER IN CASE YOU FAILED MATH AS MANY TIMES AS I DID: there are a lot of zeros. Although it’s interesting how she changes the inflection of ‘zero’ ever so often, then at 1:13 switches to ‘O’s’ and sounds like a robot climaxing for forty-five seconds straight. Admittedly (and shamefully), it was a lot sexier than I had anticipated. “So….” So I won’t be taking my typical morning stroll around the office is what I’m saying. Tell Phil he’ll need to make fun of himself until lunch.

Keep going for the unexpectedly titillating video.

Source: Geekologie – “Alexa, What’s 10 To The Power Of 308?”