Note: Some Australian cursing, but his accent is so soothing is sounds like romance poetry.

This is a video of an Australian outdoorsman in Uluru, Central Australia demonstrating his technique for getting rid of a fly problem. Namely, eating one to scare the other flies away. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: It doesn’t work. Like, at all. I don’t know why I actually thought it was going to work when he was talking about it, but probably because I haven’t seen a single roach in the kitchen since I left the carcass of the one I popped with my foot out in the open as a warning. You know, plus I only go in the kitchen with my eyes closed and feel around for the refrigerator because I’m sure they’re all over the f***ing place and I just don’t have it in me to deal with that right now.

Keep going for the video, which doesn’t really teach anything except what doesn’t work.

Source: Geekologie – Australian Man’s Novel Approach To Fly Problem