WARNING: Language and spoilers, obviously. I shouldn’t even have to say that but I really worry about some of you.

This is a video of Samuel L. Jackson recapping the first five seasons of Game Of Thrones in seven minutes and forty seconds. It’s not ultra-thorough, but it is entertaining. Besides, if you want an ultra-thorough recap of the first five seasons you should just watch all 46 hours of them. If you start now and never take a break you could be done in two hours less than two days from now. That really puts things into perspective, doesn’t it? That is a LOT of throne games. Fun fact: did you know the series was originally going to be called Musical Chairs? That’s 100% true don’t even bother looking it up just start spreading it like a sick person who coughs on people.

Hit the jump for the video and get your cussy recap on.

Source: Geekologie – Game Of Thrones Beginner’s Guide, Narrated By Samuel L. Jackson