This is a video tutorial/recipe created by Shared Food (no thanks, I’m good) detailing how to make and bake your own ketchup flavored cake with mustard icing. Now I love ketchup and mustard as much as the next guy who was born with a footlong hotdog in his little baby hands, but they have no place in a cake. Also, just so we’re clear, that footlong hotdog was not a euphemism for my penis — that was much larger obviously. “Obviously.” OBVIOUSLY.

Keep going for the video in case you want to ruin a children’s birthday party.

Source: Geekologie – Condiment Cake: A Cake Made With Ketchup Batter And Mustard Icing