This is the No Fumble Fanny Pack developed by dip brand Heluva Good. It has compartments for chips, dip, and a cold beverage. It also has overalls for maximum support. So, quick question: is it cool to hit up another bro’s dip or what? Because it’s awfully close to the crotch. I’m asking for a friend who doesn’t wanna send his bros mixed signals. I know I’d be confused if somebody lunged at my wiener with a Tostito. “Um, what?” I’m a Doritos man!

Keep going for a video. Also, if you really need a fanny pack so your chips and dip are never too far away you may have a problem. A — wait for it — addiption. “Take the cool guy shades off.” Never!

Source: Geekologie – A Super Bowl Inspired Fanny Pack With Compartments For Chips, Dip, And Beer