This is a video of some kid who bought a dab rig online, which his mom makes him open right in front of her when it arrives as his older brother films, presumably while grinning from ear-to-ear. Highlights include:

“I’m opening it, chill!”

“It just looks like, a vase for like a bunch of like, things.”

“What the frick! What the heck! I didn’t order that. I ordered an X-Box card….or an X-Box remote. Oh wow, I did not order that!”

As someone in the Reddit comments pointed out, he should have said it was a Fleshlight before ever taking it out of the box. At least then he might have stood a chance. This was just like watching a fish in a barrel waiting to get shot. No word what his punishment will be, but I doubt he’ll be needing that X-Box remote.

Keep going for the video.

Source: Geekologie – Unboxing Videos: Kid Orders Bong Online, Mom Makes Him Open It In Front Of Her