A ‘Fellatio Cafe’ is opening in Geneva, Switzerland later this year and Swiss coffee lovers with penises couldn’t be more excited. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, provided the workers hold permits. The service will cost 60 Swiss francs (~$61) and patrons will get to choose a prostitute from an iPad. Oh, technology. No word if you can request a really toothy BJ.

Bradley Chavet, from Facegirl [the firm behind the cafe], told Swiss newspaper Le Matin that men will be able to order a drink and then make themselves comfortable at the café’s bar

It said it was copying similar popular cafés in Thailand.

He added: “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.”

Wait — it happens right at the bar? That seems awkward. Can other people see? I wouldn’t want other people to see. I really need a picture of this bar to better understand exactly what’s going on. I have so many other questions. Mainly, what if a person doesn’t drink coffee, what if they want a fruit smoothie or a Hi-C juice box?

Thanks to Damien, who’s cool just reading the paper with his coffee.

Source: Geekologie – The Best Part Of Waking Up: ‘Fellatio Cafe’ Opening In Geneva, Switzerland