This is the ‘Wine Of Sacred Purity Wine Holder Kitchen Decoration Sculpture Statue’ designed by DWK and available on Amazon for around $18. As far as wine bottle holders go, this is probably the most unicorn one I’ve seen. “Because it IS a unicorn.” We’re both very observant. You know what would make it even crazier though? “If instead of holding a bottle of wine you made it hold a bottle of unicorn blood?” Wooooooow — wow wow wow. You’re even more f***ed up than I thought. I was going to say unicorn tears.

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Source: Geekologie – Magical Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder