This is a video from Australia where a Steve Irwin fan was called to help relocate a 9-foot carpet Python from a family’s porch in Doonan, Queensland. The guy manages to pick the snake up, at which time the snake realizes this porch wasn’t all it was cracked up to be anyways and quickly slithers into the snake bag by itself for relocation. What a good snake. My snake? I have a bad snake. “What’s the matter with it?” It never sheds so it can grow bigger. “You’re talking about your penis.” Always and forever.

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Source: Geekologie – Snake Wrangler Called To Relocate Python From Porch In Australia, Snake Helps Make Job Easy