Man, and I thought I was a dancing machine. This is a video from some sort of heavy machinery trade show (or a Transformer circus) of a 37,000 pound Lovol Heavy Industry Co. FL958G-II Wheel-Loader dancing on two wheels for the audience, while two dudes sing and a handful of women dance. You know it all makes perfect sense if you think about it and your brain is complete shit.

Keep going for the video while I fire off some emails trying to get a press-pass to the next one of these.

Source: Geekologie – WTF Was That?: An 18-Ton Land Mover Dancing On Two Wheels In Front Of A Crowd