This is a video of Norwegian vocalist and multi-instrument musician Leo Moracchioli performing Shakira’s 2001 hit ‘Whatever, Whenever’ in the style of a heavy metal song. It was weird to hear him scream “MY BREASTS ARE SMALL” out of nowhere though because those are not the full lyrics. The full lyrics are:

Lucky that my lips not only mumble

They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains

Honestly, I didn’t even know those were the lyrics until I looked them up out of curiosity (which almost killed me). Still, if somebody confuses your breasts for actual mountains they’re probably blind and have a very poor sense of touch. Me? I would never do that. *closes eyes, reaches for breast* Oh yeah, that’s a breast alright. “That’s my elbow.” I wasn’t going to say anything but it did feel bony.

Keep going for the video, as well as the original for reference.

Source: Geekologie – Thanks, Internet!: Shakira’s ‘Whatever, Whenever’ Performed As A Heavy Metal Song