These are the posable wooden LEGO minifigs crafted by Etsy shop MoreCowsThanPeople, which is exactly how cannibals hate their burgers. The not-so-minifigs each measure about a foot tall and are carved from solid maple or cherry. Unfortunately for someone like me who wants one, they cost $495 apiece, which is a little out of my wooden minifig budget right now. “How much do you have?” I’m watching the bank tow my car even as I type this. “So….nothing?” Less than nothing, I’m actually thinking about harvesting and selling my own organs. But not before I sell my roommate’s first to make sure the buyer can be trusted. Is a kidney still worth something even if you accidentally poked a couple holes in it?

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Source: Geekologie – Foot-Tall Posable LEGO Minifigs Carved From Wood