This is Twenty Toes, a hand-and-foot juggling routine performed by Roxana Küwen. It’s almost seven minutes long though and pretty slow to get started (and pretty slow to keep moving) so feel free to skip around. It’s not like we had to pay admission like those other poor saps in the audience. Obviously, I just reached out to Roxana to see if she’d join my traveling circus and side show since ticket sales have plummeted after we stopped caging the lions and tigers during performances for ethical reasons, but she immediately shot me down because “There’s no way I’m getting a beard transplant” and “those tigers are eating Snake-Boy!” Come on, Roxana — there will always be another Snake-Boy. Now *lathering hands with Rogaine* how about a relaxing facial massage while you think it over?

Keep going for the video while I try to repeatedly pick up a quarter off the floor with my toes (I take my shoes off whenever I’m at my desk and don’t wear socks because I’m disgusting).

Source: Geekologie – Twenty Toes: A Woman’s Hand And Foot Juggling Routine