This is the aftermath of some dumbass boa constrictor in Brazil that tried to give a porcupine the hug of death. What the hell were you thinking, snake? I’ve been hungry before, but never ‘I’ll try to eat a f***ing porcupine’ hungry. That’s some next-level famished if I’ve ever heard it. Which reminds me: one time I was at a friend’s house after we’d been out running around in the woods all afternoon throwing sticks and dirt balls at each other and I told him I was the thirstiest I’ve ever been in my life and he bet me I wouldn’t drink a little paper drinking cup of water out of the toilet and he was wrong because I had like eight or ten. *shrug* More than enough to have to flush to refill the bowl.

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Source: Geekologie – What The Hell Were You Thinking?: Video Of A Snake That Tried To Eat A Porcupine