In less terrifying Adventure Time news, this is a video of chef Andrew Rea constructing Jake’s twelve component perfect sandwich from Adventure Time. It looks amazing. Perhaps even more amazing considering I already know my lunch today is going to be half a stale bagel with no cream cheese and whatever I can get out of the vending machine for 65 cents and a running jumpkick.

Keep going for the video, as well as the sandwich scene from the cartoon for reference and G.I. Joe’s Pork Chop Sandwiches (NSFW) because I have to watch it at least twice a day or I’ll turn into a steaming horse turd (old witch’s curse).

Source: Geekologie – My God Did That Smell Good: How To Make Jake’s Perfect Sandwich From Adventure Time