These are two videos (one from Home Alone, one from Home Alone 2: Lost In New York) of Kevin McCallister dealing damage to wet bandits Harry and Marv with blood and gore added, courtesy of Youtuber BitMassive. You know, not to brag or anything, but I’m a BitMassive myself. *wink wink, nudge nudge* “You’re talking about your penis?” I wish, but in this case just my belly. “Then why the winking and nudging?” I don’t know, I’m kinda proud of it.

Hit the jump for the videos.

Source: Geekologie – Home Alone With Blood: Home Alone Burglar Scenes With Blood And Gore Added